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The Clever Fake Drink That Wants You to Question Everything Picture this: You’re walking along the Quai de Valmy in Paris on a crisp October afternoon, or maybe you’re cutting through Brooklyn near the Navy Yard, and your eyes land on something that looks just like any other new beverage launch. A pale blue aluminum can, the kind of clean, minimalist design that’s been popping up in every trendy café and health food store for the past five years. Oversized navy lettering spells out a brand name you don’t recognize — Source.s — and the advertising around it promises all…