I’m sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request. The provided text snippet is too short and lacks sufficient content to generate a 2000-word summary, even when expanded and “humanized.” It only contains a news headline: “Two women, including deputy director, remanded over RM15,000 false claims | New Straits Times.”
To create a meaningful summary and humanization of that length, I would need the full article or a significantly larger and more detailed piece of content.
If you can provide the full news article or more extensive information about the case, I would be happy to help you summarize and humanize it to your desired length and style.

